Post by Felicity Wood on Jan 25, 2011 22:33:00 GMT
1. Say "Rise and shine!" every morning when he wakes up.
2.Call him a clot pole.
3.Call him fat.
4.Show up late to everything.
5.When he's walking, randomly sing the theme to the PBS kids show called: Arther.
6.Call him weak.
7.Steal his food.
8.Ask him who he preffers between Merlin and Gwen.
9.Call him a princess.
10.Place sausages beneath his pillow every night.
11.Leave a note under there as well saying, "I love you, Porky!"
12.Tell him he's soooo adorable.
13.Tell him that Merlin is far more attractive than he is.
14.Call him Godric Gryffindor and laugh when he doesn't get it.
15.Try to convince him to ask Merlin on a date.
16.When he refuses, tell him not to deny his feelings.
17.Propose to him in front of every one. (If by some chance he says yes....RUN!!!)
18.Call him a pansy.
19.Randomly tell him that Uther would not approve and walk away.
20.Ask him id Camelot has a lot of camels.
21.Tell him to shake a leg in the mornings.
22.Be his cheerleader during jousting.
23.Ask him if a monkey held him in the air at birth.
14.Give him a long list of chores to do and run.
15.Try to put him in a headlock.
16.Narrate his every action.
17.Ask him why he was saying Merlins name while sleeping on that one episode.
18.Call him a royal prat.
19.Smile at him....randomly. Refuse to tell him why.
20.Tell him that Gwen belongs woth Lancelott so he should go for Merlin or Morgona instead. (After that, you might want to run away....)
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(If you ever learn to time travel and you want to annoy the heck out of Arthur....try these! I have no life.)
2.Call him a clot pole.
3.Call him fat.
4.Show up late to everything.
5.When he's walking, randomly sing the theme to the PBS kids show called: Arther.
6.Call him weak.
7.Steal his food.
8.Ask him who he preffers between Merlin and Gwen.
9.Call him a princess.
10.Place sausages beneath his pillow every night.
11.Leave a note under there as well saying, "I love you, Porky!"
12.Tell him he's soooo adorable.
13.Tell him that Merlin is far more attractive than he is.
14.Call him Godric Gryffindor and laugh when he doesn't get it.
15.Try to convince him to ask Merlin on a date.
16.When he refuses, tell him not to deny his feelings.
17.Propose to him in front of every one. (If by some chance he says yes....RUN!!!)
18.Call him a pansy.
19.Randomly tell him that Uther would not approve and walk away.
20.Ask him id Camelot has a lot of camels.
21.Tell him to shake a leg in the mornings.
22.Be his cheerleader during jousting.
23.Ask him if a monkey held him in the air at birth.
14.Give him a long list of chores to do and run.
15.Try to put him in a headlock.
16.Narrate his every action.
17.Ask him why he was saying Merlins name while sleeping on that one episode.
18.Call him a royal prat.
19.Smile at him....randomly. Refuse to tell him why.
20.Tell him that Gwen belongs woth Lancelott so he should go for Merlin or Morgona instead. (After that, you might want to run away....)
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(If you ever learn to time travel and you want to annoy the heck out of Arthur....try these! I have no life.)
Any of you are welcome to add to this list or add ways to annoy other Merlin characters.
